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Jerk Circle

A cult ritual formed by sexual cultists by masturbating in a circle around others doing the same. In the center there’s a porno playing.
“I’m board let’s call some people people over for a Jerk Circle”
Sounds good, I’ll grab lube and tissues
by Фщджу September 1, 2019
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jerk herp

Someone that gives you herpes by jerking you off while sucking penis.
Jacqueline gave Timmy a Jerk herp on his dick while giving felacio.
by O.G Unknown September 17, 2019
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Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.
Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..
by frogurban745 September 21, 2019
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Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.
Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.
by G-rock October 2, 2019
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field jerk

When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.
"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."
by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017
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base jerking

When you masterbate to ejaculation without ever touching the head of your penis.
I wanted a new challenge, so I started base jerking.
by BOUS Master November 21, 2017
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struggle jerk

1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.
1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.
by Ottis Maximus October 13, 2016
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