commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.

Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.

by Qdizzle November 16, 2018

Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.

Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”

by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019

Gooch Week

The bit in between Christmas and New years Day

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!

by 50ShadesOfTommy December 28, 2018

Gooch

When lesbians get pussy.

I just ate my girl out and her gooch was great.

by Shlongdong.com January 27, 2019

GOOCH CLAT

When your booty makes a rumbling vibration/sound from a ferocious fart.

"Oh brother, I just felt my gooch clat!"

by eeecha September 18, 2018

Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.

After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.

by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018

Swivel the gooch

When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.

Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?

Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "

by Alacardt May 23, 2018