Gabe

Short ass nigga. Holds the world record for smallest dick in the world and likes being fucked by big sweaty black men

Gabe: ough ough ough
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga

by The Real Definiton Nigga December 4, 2023

Gabe

A person who regularly does wrestling, and is fairly irritating about it. Likes to use slang that’s probably a couple months late.

He likes to complain about being “tall” when he’s around 5’10? Terrible flirt. He may be gay.

“Hey Gabe!”

“What’s up? I’m himothy.”

“Holy shit, you’re so fucking gay.”

by GabeHater771Hemaybegay December 13, 2023

whos gabes mom

jackie is his mom.

"hey arson i have a question,"
"yeah?"
"whos gabes mom?"
"oh, its jackie"

by yesitshername September 2, 2023

Gabe Virus

“Gabe Virus” or “ gamers flu” is the act of becoming a total game goblin. spaghetti bowls and empty water bottles stacked up next to the computer you haven't had a day from for the past year. these “Gabed” individuals so far down the hole of gaming and buried in.

this guy totally caught the Gabe Virus. His computer monitor totally had sweat stains all over it.

by Dud Dudlee September 11, 2023

Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.

by Racer04829 September 16, 2023

Big Gabe

A legend. All those Chuck Norris jokes? They all become true when you replace "Chuck Norris" with "Big Gabe"

dude#1: when chuck norris...

dude#2: nope, big gabe. continue.
dude #1: umm, okay then, when big gabe swims with sharks, the sharks need a cage

by not_a_fish September 20, 2023

Gabe-it

verb. To stash alcohol or drugs on one's person and consume this covertly, in an attempt to avoid the consequences/the rules.

“I thought the party would be boring so I gabed it”

- “Damn bro, my girlfriend is making me go to this Ed Sheeran concert”
- “Why don’t you just gabe-it?”

by GraciasSenor July 12, 2023