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Christopher Columbus Effect

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”
by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025
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Christopher Rullo

An amazing hot alpha male he loves his friends with all his heart and can get easily emotional when something bad happens he hates liberalz and dumb people and people with the anitials AF except not really his girl friend starts with the letter S And she is his world once he is forced to leave town he will never forget her and glue her picture to all his shirts #wap
We all love Christopher Rullo what a sweetheart
by SussyAmongusPoopybutt May 2, 2024
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Christopher

"oh wow christopher is a stupid turd"
by anonymous February 21, 2024
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Christopher Britton

then my soul saw you and it kinda went oh there you are I’ve been waiting for you to come, and he is a Pisces Sun, Libra moon, sag rising.
by NikkaBytch March 1, 2024
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Christopher

Christopher is an absolute fucking bitch who will try to manipulate you into sending nudes. He will also fake his death because he doesn't know how to ask people to talk to him. Once you break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: Yea he's an absolute fucking bitch.
Person 1: I know right!?
by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024
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Christopher

Christopher is a person that will try to manipulate you into sending nudes and will fake his death for 10 minutes because he doesn't know how to ask for attention. When you finally break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Christopher?

Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?
by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024
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A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama
Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
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