andre

a big stinky smelly loser that looks like an otter

I'm friends with Andre, unfortunately.

by brahkie December 17, 2023

Andres

The Mexican fuck boy that will grab your attention any day. He smokes a lot of weed but still manages to power through the day. Has many friends and enemy’s. He’s usually off and on with two girls but can’t decide who. He acts different when he’s high like touchy but it feels so good. When he holds you, you never want to leave. You feel safe and warm. If you ever meet an andres try to get close with him because as soon as you miss your chance it’s over.

You-Omg did you see that hot guy over there

Ava-That’s definitely an andres

by Make me a pepperoni sandwich November 17, 2018

andres

a fucking legend at fortnite he has recon expert and has a big vieny vagina

nigga andres is nigga

by distortify November 20, 2018

Marco Andres

A good guy and friend who can sometimes be an asshole. He may also find the easiest of labors as hard work, and can also be racist dumbfuck. However, at the end of the day, he is a very nice person.

Oh look, thats Marco Andres!

by Asshole24 July 18, 2017

Andre

Gets so much pussy and makes really good disstracks and his friend Braydon wants to fuck Jamie

Andre is a fucking savage

by Fukknibba August 11, 2017

Andres

Tall and slim, Andres has an excellent sense of humour and a twinkle in his eye.

His friends are intrigued by his ability to internalise and process the meaning of life whilst maintaining the capacity to function day to day.

A shy soul, Andres is unaware of his ability to distract the fairer sex with his Scandinavian appearance.

Naturally a free spirit, it is hard to pin down an Andres but when you do it will be worth it.
The best friend you could ask for, Andres is adored by those lucky enough to call him their friend.

He's my best friend, he's such an Andres.

Look at those eyes, he must be an Andres

by Jamcar August 18, 2017

Andre

Any male that becomes pussy whipped when he gets a girlfriend. No longer messing with any of his guy friends.

My homeboy Rudy has been an Andre for the past couple months. Matter of fact, since him and his girlfriend got together.

by teejaaaaay August 30, 2017