newman smith

a highschool in carrollton, texas where only the students that didn’t get into anywhere else with their dumbass brains that should be going to a mental hospital instead go to. their IBA program actually stands for International Booty-Kissing Academy. their drill team sucks ass and their personalities do too. to get in the top 10% you just need to yell at teachers and sleep in class.

“i just had my 3rd kid at 20”
“oh damn who’s the dad”
“oh they’re all from different baby daddies”
“you went to newman smith?”

by r l turner February 16, 2023

Cock Smith

Any human who does not accept failure for their partner to reach climax.

I was all fucked up and had given up, but the Cock Smith came through and made it happen.

by Thoughts at the Wheel February 21, 2023

Davion Smith

A fine ass nigga pulls all the hoes on the phone.

I love Davion Smith he fucked me too with his big ass dick

by Polo capalot July 10, 2021

Alan Smith

A beautiful sexy person. Many underestimate him and the effect he can have on peoples lives. Makes people laugh and smile alot and brightens up peoples lives. Not much you can saw about him as he is just so awesome. A real hit with the ladies

I wanna find the perfect boyfriend..
Oh, you better find yourself an ALAN SMITH.

by 123qwe.AS December 10, 2010

geno smith

A suck ass NFl quarterback

Did you see Geno Smith blow another big game

by Damien Johnson October 30, 2015

Mike Smith

Former Guitarist for Limp Bizkit. Left and the original guitarist Wes Borland came back. Mike Smith is currently in a band called "Tommyhate".

Mike Smith is an ok guitarist, but Wes is much better

by theOne5590 May 13, 2005

Spring-Smith

Spring-Smithing was originally a branch of the Blacksmith's Trade-Skills.
A Spring-Smith is the Person who Puts The Force of Resilience into the Pre-Formed-Spring-Shape :
By Heating It; and Cooling It Very Slowly:
In a very-care-fully-controlled-manner.
The Traditional Method was to heat the forged mild steel up to a pale-cherry-red colour; and Immersing it in almost-boiling oil;which was then Very Slowly Cooled in a pit; in a packed-straw or hay-insulated box; which was then covered in HOT SAND to retain the heat.
A fire would then be lit on top of the sand, to keep it hot for a week, or as long as required.

WARNING !!! Especially At The Moment Of Immersion :
THIS TRADITIONAL METHOD INCLUDES A HIGH FIRE RISK.

It Should Only Ever Be Attempted Out-Doors, By Professionals, who have Good Fire-Fighting equipment nearby, and the skills to use it Safely.

" Take those old cart-springs down to the Spring-Smith; and have them re-boinged! "

by Cyril Squirrel April 6, 2007