Dirt Squirrel

A female that chases nuts

Wow that cindy sure is a dirt Squirrel.

by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023

Screaming squirrel

When you scratch at the butthole, like a squirrel, and then shove the "nuts" inside.

I heard pablo screaming and asked his girlfriend what happened; turns out she was giving him a screaming squirrel

by Dangusdee April 11, 2023

Retarded squirrel

It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.

This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel

by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023

look a squirrel

this term is used when you- oh look a squirrel

bob: look a squirrel

by rainingnuggets September 16, 2023

grey squirrel

an annoying little american bastard who lives in our trees.(BEN WARD)

grey squirrel

by ,dfhgiopfviourtfghp February 13, 2020

Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.

I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.

by Boostedmama August 18, 2022

Scottish squirrel

The sexual act of stuffing someone's testicals in your cheeks and massaging them like a squirrel stuffing its cheeks with a pair of sheep testicals.

"Hey Markus, what did you an Stefany do last night?"

"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"

by el_viagra May 7, 2022