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Wayne

There are two types of the man who has this name. The are polar opposites.

The first type is law abiding. He is an honerable & genuine person who has always thought of his future and has saved money for his early retirement at 55.

Because he has always treated himself in a healthy manner, his looks have not changed from the age of 30 to 55.

The second type is very loud, extremely good at lying, manipulating & bullying. This type always has an alcoholic drink in hand or waiting by the front door of the closest liquor store, in anticipation of the door being unlocked so he can keep his buzz uninterrupted. He will have a long criminal record mostly for being drunk or high and not thinking about the consequences of his actions.

As type two ages, he will not be as social as he was when he was younger. He will lose his youthful smile, thick dark hair and huge biceps.

Type two, has he has never thought of saving a dime. He only knows the “spending money like a drunken roughneck” way of life. He has never paid a dime in spousal support so he can’t go to his ex for money anymore. He steals money from his adult children, by borrowing but never returning the borrowed money. Feeling like a loser, this type will move to a different state in order to be away from the people who know him and his toxic way of life.
1) You have had your house paid for since you were 30? You are a type one Wayne Cooke.
2) All you own is in your old rusted up 4 door car? But you used to make $10,000 every month! Oh, I see now, you are the second type of Wayne Cooke.
by Karmahutsdonit May 15, 2023
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Ft. Wayne Fucktard

1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.

2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.
1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.

2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!
by Dusty Dillinger September 30, 2023
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Lil Wayne

A cool ass fat nigga with money and a big dick and would steal your bitch
by Rizzgodt November 22, 2021
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wayne ave

bitch ass niggas that don't step and never got back for they man osama and get bitched and shot at when they come out but they always hiding
wayne ave niggas is bitches pick osama up
by scoreupper215 November 21, 2021
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Wayne white

The word “Wayne white” can be used to describe something as smooth and clean
Mr booth: James wayde what a splendid ass you have so Wayne white.
by Wayne got that chain 83 October 28, 2019
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Wayne Pad

A word that I made up. Even though Wayne is a guy's name, 'Wayne Pad' can be used for both genders, it doesn't matter.

This word is used for people who are addcited to Wattpad or just use it very often. It describes them as people who are dirty minded, horny, and reads lemons.
Person A: Yo I caught Jeff reading lemons on Wattpad.

Person B: I'm not surprised, he's a Wayne Pad.
by uh wha November 26, 2020
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Travis Wayne

Travis Scott’s alter ego when he dawns his Batman costume
Damn, mans really deleted his insta after that Travis Wayne costume got his ass cyber bullied
by ThickLiquid November 2, 2020
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