Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.

That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it

by Strikefv October 17, 2023

Surprise airbag

A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.

Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow

Pear: Hey, thanks

Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag

(Boom from airbag underneath pear)

Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…

(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)

Pear: Why?

by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023

Upside Surprise

Waking up in the rig. Make coffee and check things out. Way more snow than the forecast said or I thought. Super stoked.

Yo!!!!! Wake up everybody. Let’s ski pow! It’s a upside surprise!!

by Senior BroBrah April 15, 2023

The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA

Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise

by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023

The Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.

Dude last Tuesday someone pulled the Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!

by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021

L.O.L SURPRISE

Lol dolls, but surprises, do you want your kid to wake up and see a giant surprise lol doll that poops, pees, and throws up?

“Mom, can I have a L.O.L Surprise?”
“Do you want to clean up after it?”

by Lol dolls October 28, 2021

Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021