sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’

I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me

by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023

Sperm Berber

When you are get a blowjob from a women and you thrust your dick down her throat, till she almost pukes and cum

Jake was getting head from Sara until he jammed his dick down her throat and came and called her a sperm Berber as he puked

by Daddy yess 69 December 2, 2023

Sperm

The thing asher is unable to produce

Asher can no longer produce sperm due to him recently falling on his ballsack

by Asherslander May 12, 2023

Sperm Bulgar

Someone who steals your sperm for their motives.

She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!

by Melo225 August 11, 2023

Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

Half neuron having sperm head

Someone thats IQ is lower than that of dust

I don’t care what you have say, you half neuron having sperm head

by Freop September 22, 2023

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023