Smart

Not you

A smart person wouldn’t look up smart in the dictionary.

by Joe mama is a boomer February 17, 2020

Smart

You

You are smart

by Shinto4 March 2, 2020

Dead smart

When a bird is so fit that you don’t know how to approach or even act around them. *sees girl*

Me: boys she’s dead smart

You haven’t got a chance, she’s dead smart

by Dead smart March 22, 2020

Smart

Smart means dumb

Smart means

Oh your dumb

by Big-Chungus June 8, 2020

Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.

Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"

by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020

Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

by Joseph369 June 29, 2020

Disgustingly smart

When a person uses a method of achieving their goal in a way that is despicable, but works very well.

The way this Pedophile Youtuber manipulated his fanbase is Disgustingly smart.

by Balibali418 July 5, 2020