Sloppy Spits

another term for blowjob, especially a sloppy one.

" My girlfriend gave me the Sloppy Spits last night "

by RedR0sessx May 18, 2019

sloppy 8

sloppy: penis, vagina, ear 1, ear 2, nostrils 1, nostrils 2, mouth, handjob

she gave sloppy 8 last night

by cusienfnd May 20, 2019

sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in

“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

sloppy fabiano

A sandwich consisting of cold bolognese sauce and a Sister Schubert Dinner Roll. Revered as a lunch staple among catering staff.

A regional term established in Knoxville, Tennessee amongst back of house kitchen staff.

Me: hey man, what are you eating?

Them: a Sloppy Fabiano.

Me: damn, can you make me one?

by Mother of Fat Dragons October 4, 2019

The Sloppy Bosnian

A term used for any item, most of the time referring to a piece of food, that looks like, smells like, or tastes like a piece of shit.

"Jesus Christ dude that chili looks like shit! What are they serving today? The Sloppy Bosnian?"

by TheAlbanianHalfPoundKick October 15, 2019

Sloppy Whopper

When you go to the drive-through at Burger King and you ask for a Whopper with nothing on it but the meat patty, some buns and quadruple whatever the legal amount of mayo they're allowed to give you is and you eat that bitch like the Pope eats little boy ass on Sunday evening mass.

"Man I filled that pussy to the brim. It was oozing like a sloppy whopper."

by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

sloppy biter

a women/ girl who is giving a sloppy blowjob then out of the blue bites on the mans penis

friend 1; yeah man she basically bit my dick off

friend 2; ahh so she is a sloppy biter

by I’m from chaventry May 24, 2018