National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022

Sharted

Irish sensibility shared in the sour of the moment as a person blurts a valuable or coincidental comment out into the pants of the current conversation..

"Did you ever hear of the title of a book titled "the magic pawn" ever published in China?" Brian sharted with a gasp..

by 12speed December 20, 2022

shart

The act of pooping thy pants

oh I think I just sharted

by shart thy pants January 5, 2023

Shart

A fart combined with shit

A:I shart edge

B:Disgusting creature

by Someone88934 January 7, 2023

Shart

Combination of fart and shit

Sh-SHit Art-fART

A:I sharted
B: Disgusting

by Someone88934 January 7, 2023

Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023