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Rubber Bones

When you feel so tired or relaxed that your bones feel like rubber/jello, and all you can do is just wiggle (kinda like those balloon guys at the front of a car dealership)
Guy One: Hey man, why tf you wiggling like that?
Guy Two: Oh sorry, I got Rubber Bones
by MeatGrease September 4, 2021
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Lesbian rubber

by Skeet fuck shit June 26, 2021
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Pentonville Rubber

The name of a shop selling replacement foam for stained mattresses, latex rubber sheeting for kinky clothing, and rubber tubing for tying off. Located on Pentonville Road near Kings Cross on London, the name also means a condom used when having sex on a tramp's mattress with a latex clad smack whore from the area.
Shop clerk: (answering phone) Hello? Pentonville Rubber...

Potential customer: Hi I got cum stains on my mattress after fucking a smack whore wearing crotchless latex panties.

Shop clerk: I'll put you through to sales...
by x8oi_2 December 9, 2012
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Blanche the rubber necker

Anyone who nearly breaks their neck to gaze upon the test answers of other people. We call them Blanche the Rubber Necker no matter what their name is because Blanche is such an unnapealing name that they deserve it.
"A, B, D, C, Blanche the rubber necker copied my test answers verbatim! Including the quesiton about the definition of verbatim! How's your mom? Is she good? Good. I know she had that brief fit with bronchitis, that had my worried. What's that? This example is sitll going on? Why haven't they stopped quoting me yet? Did they not get the fucking point? Blanche the rubber necker, it's simple. Go away."
by Sean of old December 28, 2012
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The Rubber Van

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.
"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"

"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"
by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021
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Rubber Band

To ask for a Rubber Band, is to offer to have sexual intercourse with someone. to give someone a Rubber Band is to have sexual intercourse with them.
She asked him for a Rubber Band. He gave it to her.
by UBP55 May 31, 2023
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Rubber Sock

"Brad, use a rubber sock!"
by Stabbshroom June 6, 2023
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