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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Never Sweat

A company person who typically got their job by attending college as opposed to working his way up the ranks with the union he now rules over. They usually don't know the job, but will tell someone how they should be doing it. You can typically find them sitting at their desk, and at the end of the day, they clock out with a dirt mark or sweat stain.
Why don't you go back into your air conditioned office and refresh your facebook some more ya Never Sweat.
by Working Class Eviscerator January 5, 2020
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never be like

statement that someone won't be in a relationships ever again.
-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, i'll never be like...
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never be like

It's the statement that means that someone won't be in a relationships ever again
-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, it sucks, i will never be like :(
by yunglilposer April 21, 2020
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Why y’all never let people publish shit?

Lame af
“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”

stop being stingy.
by richprincess February 13, 2020
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who should have never been born

who should have never been born : gingers
by big boy movessss May 28, 2020
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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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