Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020

mushroom jerry

When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.

My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.

by Wes Futrell November 13, 2020

mushroom

a name of a very caring person :D

hes a mushroom for sure!

by kenmaiseatingawatermelon November 13, 2020

oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it

When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom

by Ilikeitfast69 November 25, 2020

wood mushrooms

butt butt plug

Dr I have wood mushrooms stuck up my ans, please remove it forthwith

by meisafairy February 15, 2020

Mushroom Lesbian

A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.

Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020

Stuffed Mushroom

When you nut in her when she has a yeast infection.

Hey, don't yuck my yum, the stuffed mushroom has some really interesting friction to it.

by malkarivka May 21, 2020