When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.
by recklessconduct February 19, 2025
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‘So then he told me he has an invisible exhibition. It’s got no venue, no artwork… just a vibe?’
‘Oh my god, I’m so sick of these LONDON CREATIVES’
‘Oh my god, I’m so sick of these LONDON CREATIVES’
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