Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.
Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...
Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro
Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...
Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro
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