Schrodinger's homo

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."

Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."

Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"

Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."

by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022

No homo kiss

To avoid being gay two people of the same sex kiss a person of the opposite sex after one another

1) bro I want to kiss you so bad

2)dude me too but that’s gay

1) what If we no homo kiss bro?
2)oh yeah! Ask someone if they’re able to help
3) oh I can help!

1 kisses 3
3 kisses 2

by Xeavor October 25, 2019

Hooky Homo

A Hooky Homo is when your homie sends you a dick pic either accidentally or on purpose

"Hunter, I didn't mean to send you a Hooky Homo I meant to send you pics of this cute girl." Said Caleb

by The reatards June 17, 2021

aloha homos

A term used to greet fruity people in a more fruity way.

"ALOHA HOMOS! What are you up to"

by Kaiboi259 June 18, 2021

Homo Garca

Homo Garca,Known as Negro Garca brother is a man who can extend and shrink his penis to whatever size he desires he is boundless and has sex with 2000 men every day he will always be faster smarter and stronger and you can't beat him unless you are gay, he also covers himself in cum which can't not be destroyed no matter what

Homo garca is so FUCKING gay

by I fuck women every day September 17, 2022

Homo floridus

Aka Florida man. A living species of human other than Homo sapiens. They are our closest living cousins and are capable of doing insane things which we are unable to do.

That Homo floridus just wrestled 3 grizzly bears and 1 mountain lion all together and killed them with zero effort.

by Diego_Brando April 5, 2022

Homo Idioticus

A split group of Homo Sapiens that have evolved to have up to 80% less brain matter, thus greatly decreasing intelligence.

Bob: "How could Carl possibly be that dumb?"
Jake: "I think he is a Homo Idioticus."

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious April 7, 2022