Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity

''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"

by Jazzersey September 18, 2017

digital bleach

Digital bleach is somthing the internet needs because the shit you find online needs to be stoped.

“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET 😂😂😂”
“WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH”

by Saranghae Min Yoongi May 6, 2018

dirty digital

The act of participating in sexual activities through the internet.

Hey Emma, since you live across the country from me, would you be interested in doing the dirty digital with me?

by aaronr77 March 10, 2018

dirty digit

The result of a rear entry finger blast

Husband: Fancy a bit of rumpy pumpy tonight dear?
Wife: Yea sure but only if you do that thing I like
Husband: Ok but I'm going to end up with a dirty digit again if you haven't had a clear out...

by Pidgehen February 12, 2017

frosty digits

When someone that you're texting at first is responsive, but they become distant and not replying anymore

Guy 1: Hey, how's it going with that girl you met at the show last week?

Guy 2: Frosty digits man

Guy 1: that sucks

by SeptemberisGone06 March 2, 2017

Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality

"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"

by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016

digital wake

The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.

Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.

by Confuseus April 22, 2016