Dookie shrimp

Alternatively “Cool man” mostly pertaining to someone getting drunk or high

Friend: I’m gunna get fucked up this weekend

You : dookie shrimp

by Not me I think April 2, 2024

dookie bruise

The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.

Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!

by Spanky McSpankSpank June 14, 2022

Dookie dick

A black mans penis.

Tyrone had a dookie dick so I won’t sleep with him. His dick was so ugly that it looked like a truckers dookie.

by americathegreat June 18, 2022

Dooky thomper

A very large, tightly rolled backwood, or any other large leaf blunt variety. Such that you could drop it on the table or the floor and it would make a “thomp” sound and wouldn’t unravel.

“Ayo I got the dooky thomper right here, what are you gonna do with that lame ass swisher? Stick it up your nose?”

by CheekyFootjob February 19, 2022

dog dookie day

Dog Dookie Day takes place every March 1st! The holiday originated from 2 girls running down a hill on March 1st. They quickly jump after noticing a big poopie on the hill.. dogs. They realized that this would make a great holiday! so now, happy dog dookie day ! <3

“Hey we should have off of school it’s a holiday!”
“oh really ? what holiday?”
“dog dookie day duh”

by bees on a boat March 1, 2022

Spooky Dookie

When your doin just fine and all of a sudden you feel a drop in your stomach and your first thought is “oh shit” literally.. your own body spooks you.

I ate tacos last night and had a spooky dookie, so glad the bathroom was near by!

by ItJustHitMe March 4, 2022

Dole Dookie

That hard painful first section of feces that starts a semi-constipated poop session. Dropping a Dole Dookie feels like you're pushing a baby pineapple out your anus.

Man, that Dole Dookie really tore up my butthole.

by NavyRhino January 18, 2026