Christopher Ortiz

Great handsome looking guy with the holy spirit in him and also known as a "God".

Make my blessings come truth Christopher Ortiz

by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021

Christopher

A stupid turd

"oh wow christopher is a stupid turd"

by anonymous February 21, 2024

Christopher Britton

then my soul saw you and it kinda went oh there you are I’ve been waiting for you to come, and he is a Pisces Sun, Libra moon, sag rising.

I want to marry Christopher Britton.

Please be mine

by NikkaBytch March 1, 2024

Christopher

Christopher is an absolute fucking bitch who will try to manipulate you into sending nudes. He will also fake his death because he doesn't know how to ask people to talk to him. Once you break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Christopher?
Person 2: Yea he's an absolute fucking bitch.
Person 1: I know right!?

by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024

Christopher

Christopher is a person that will try to manipulate you into sending nudes and will fake his death for 10 minutes because he doesn't know how to ask for attention. When you finally break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Christopher?

Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?

by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024

A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama

Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama

by Hey_oh March 16, 2024

christopher buzby

• hot bald male who has a three footer

• fucks instruments for a living

• makes music out of his wife’s moans

• in the band echolyn with his sexy bandmates
• blows instruments like a girl blowing your cock

Christopher, are you fucking the saxophone again!

Christopher Buzby

by CockSuker911 July 25, 2022