boring business

The action of gangs setting up shop to launder money e.g. car washes, barbershop, candy shop, casinos, race tracks

Boring business is defined as when a gang want to get their money clear e.g. car washes, barbershop, candy shop, casinos, race tracks

by The boring business May 9, 2023

Math class bored

Definately another class of bored. Bored enough for you to write a definition of Urban Dictionary.

I'm soooo bored in mathhhh.
I'm Math class bored.

by GEO2009 May 12, 2023

Bored Panda

A website with low quality articles that consist mostly of screenshots from Reddit.com and a few filler words. Also a website that censors every single word that resembles a cuss word in the slightest.

Person 1: "Check out the Bored Panda article I send you"
Person 2: "I'll just look at the original post from Reddit"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

Football bore

A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.

This football bore is talking bollocks.

by Middle aged rebel December 9, 2023

I’m bored

if someone text this to you it usually means they wanna sext

Girl: I’m bored

Guy: wanna sext?
Girl: YES!!

by Hot squad🔥🔥🔥 October 22, 2019

Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.

Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"

by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020

Bored

The fact you are looking up “bored”

“Wow Sarah you must be so bored you haven’t done anything all day!”

by Narcissa_banks December 7, 2020