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horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"
by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016
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Ham in a basket

A salty vagina in a pair of old worn out booty shorts. One may find Ham in a Basket at their local Wal-Mart.
Damn, did you see that Ham in a Basket?

I can smell that Ham in a Basket from a mile away.
by FunnyAshley June 3, 2016
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fry basket

A women's va-jay-jay after she walks into a bar.
Stay out of my fry basket!

Hey gurl! Let's go back to my place so I can eat that fry basket!
by Helga79! February 6, 2017
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soap basket

When the biddie really do be kinda fire
Aye girl you a real soap basket
by let me ask you if i care-bean January 28, 2020
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Telekom Baskets Bonn

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The Telekom Baskets Bonn is a basketball club in the former capital of Germany, namely Bonn.
The club was founded in 1995 and plays in the Telekom Dome, which can accommodate 6000 spectators.
There is always a great atmosphere in the hall.
Especially through the huge stage platform.
The Telekom Baskets Bonn won with 112:96 against the JobStairs Gießen 46ers.
by lilnine April 1, 2020
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Dick in the basket

Putting your penis in a women’s vagina and leaving it there for over 3 hours
Person 1- I put the dick in the basket last night

Person 2- ohh cool
by DurpDot April 13, 2020
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louisiana laundry basket

A sexual act involving a laundry basket, octopus tentacles, and tomato sauce. The man slathers the female with the tomato sauce, places the laundry basket over her anus and vagina and proceeds to take the tentacles in her baking and anus.
“Man I couldn’t walk right after Mike gave me the Louisiana Laundry Basket last night
by 360°NoScope April 13, 2020
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