Bagel

When a Jewish person looks for other Jewish people in a public space or guesses who is Jewish.

We're only .05% of the world population, but when I bageled at JFK airport, it was more like 25% Jewish people.

by Phil-osoraptor February 1, 2024

I like bagels

you like bagels

someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!

by Pinkpumpkingoestothestoretobuy April 16, 2023

bagel bean

What does it mean. WHY WONT YOU TELL ME?

Sam: bagel bean
You: I don't understand

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.

5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."

by Cinderella Seuss December 1, 2023

The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel

That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

Bagel

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.

Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure

by Dantony milne November 22, 2020