Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze

When during the final stages of intercourse, the man completes his orgasm inside his partner's anus, then loweres his face in time for his partner to produce flatulance. This ejects semen combined with fecal matter (Doo-Doo butter) onto the man's face, resulting in a similar appearance to a snowy, speckled, large-footed, mythical mammal.

Last night, Schmidt gave his boyfriend an Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze for his birthday.

by Fitzalicious June 6, 2018

Alaskan King Crab

When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.

by AsparagusPiss November 23, 2019

The Alaskan Choke-Hold

To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.

"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"

by ThatOneExOfKaitlyn March 10, 2019

Alaskan Salmon Run

The act of inserting Swedish fish into your parters Anal cavity and sucking it out.

Hey babe you wanna use the leftover movie candy for an Alaskan Salmon Run.

by erynnstrange June 1, 2019

Alaskan Boof Sickle

Shit in a blender, put drugs in the blender. Blend it and shove it in a condom and freeze it. Take off the condom and shove it up your ass. Let it melt.

Yo, that Alaskan Boof Sickle gave me a mad high bro!

by PussBoss69 June 1, 2017

alaskan grave dance

The act of two partners performing sexual intercourse while dancing on male participants grandfather's grave.

List of requirements: Participants must consist of one male and one female. Woman must use female condom, and man must use male condom. Both condoms must be rainbow colored, inside out, and broken, for maximum experience. five little children must be watching from a safe distance of ten meters.

Hey jony, lets perform an alaskan grave dance tonight.

by alaskanmoot July 15, 2017

Alaskan Fire Dragon

When you give her the ol' razzle dazzle in the mouth then right when you get "there" push her head towards your dick and whisper in her ear "I have herpes" then cum shoots out her nose like Alduin from fucking

Skyrim. Alaskan Fire Dragon

I gave my 8 year old sister an Alaskan Fire Dragon this morning.Alaskan Fire Dragon

by Dayton_C December 6, 2017