Butt Muffin

The amount of butt that hangs over the side or back of a seat

Did you see that chick’s butt muffin hanging off the back of her chair?!

by HilltopHillbillies June 3, 2023

butt tonsils

Redneck term for hemorrhoids

My butt tonsils are really screaming today!

by anonymous June 9, 2023

Mush Butt

When you use smegma as anal lube.

I gave her the best mush butt of her life.

by EastSideCrackaKilla June 12, 2023

butt fucking squirrels

it means good morning in the french

"Butt fucking squirrels!" "Butt fucking squirrels"

by bro give me a name >:( June 21, 2023

Butt Nugget

When someone is being rude and looks like a squished up pile of meat that was just shit out of a man with kidney stones.

Hanna Shibli is the biggest butt nugget of all time.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Butt Wiser

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Butt shut

Using one's butt or hips to completely close an already locked door on a vehicle that is not completely closed.

I had to butt shut his car door to get the dome light to turn off.

by Militianygrrl February 28, 2023