Oscar is an all consuming pit of me (I know I write bad reports it’s my job).Everyone gives him attention and eats it all up like he hasn’t had a meal in a week he even sucks it up like noodle on chopsticks.You should know that popularity doesn’t make you cool it’s kindness and I have been through a stage from nice to bad and I have regretted it ever since.So to all my readers out there please please know that you are perfect just the way you are 👍🏻. Yours truly galaxy x
Chris:who is that?(points at Oscar).
Nathan:That’s Oscar I was told he has a real rep as a player stay clear of him.
Nathan:That’s Oscar I was told he has a real rep as a player stay clear of him.
by thewiseoldcow April 20, 2023
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by Iduebbtjdiebdbdh September 5, 2023
Get the Oscar litchfield mug.oscar is a guy you never want too meet. Everyone knows his family and hates his family. Oscar is not a loyal person and will cheat on his gf. Oscar sneaks out to meet girls all the time bc he is a slut. An oscar sees girls to the point were he gets bored of him shoving his tiny dick in u and wants to fuck a guy in the ass because he is a gay little whore. Oscar is an ugly fat ranga who has a tiny fat dick who likes to suck big cock bc he doesn't have one. Everyone else in his family is normal unlike him. oscar is a horny spaz who can't be controlled. so if you ever meet or know an oscar just know they are not who you think they are. They will act all inocent until he's got what he wanted from you. SO STAY AWAY FROM OSCARS ( ESPECIALLY THE RANGAS!)
PERSON 1 - " i hooked up with oscar on the week end."
PERSON 2- " what so did i?"
PERSON 3- "guys i hooked up with him 4 times last summer."
PERSON 4-" we traded nudes"
PERSON 4- " i dated him for a week"
PERSON 2- " what so did i?"
PERSON 3- "guys i hooked up with him 4 times last summer."
PERSON 4-" we traded nudes"
PERSON 4- " i dated him for a week"
by Rizz.god September 11, 2023
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Another form of this is "they don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them"
If you type these comments, you are a clown.
Another form of this is "they don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them"
If you type these comments, you are a clown.
*fish swims*
AhmedGamer7272: THEY NEED AN OSCAR!
WolfPackLover: He deserves an oscar!
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AhmedGamer7272: THEY NEED AN OSCAR!
WolfPackLover: He deserves an oscar!
FortniteAmosug: They don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them!
by Avatarmint September 16, 2023
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S: I met Oscar!
H: what? Really? You should marry him
S: Oh I definitely will. I just hope he wont forget me
H: what? Really? You should marry him
S: Oh I definitely will. I just hope he wont forget me
by Iluvpancakes22 October 8, 2023
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