A lazy security guard that likes taking it up the butt, he also enjoys tongue punching fat man's fart boxes.
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Get the Jay Snacks mug.Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.
Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...
Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
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by sleeper09 July 26, 2012
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by thesalvman October 26, 2011
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Son: no
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Son: no
We have on your record 47 attempts of 1st degree jay tooging"
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jay tooging"
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