Twins and a Half

When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.

Omg we are twins and a half.

by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020

Half Kosher

When a Jew will eat non Kosher meat like beef and chicken, but won't eat a non kosher animal like pork or prawns. Something secular Jews do as they think it's better than fully breaking kosher, when in reality there's no difference.

Don:Hey Emily would you like some of my ham and cheese sandwich?

Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.

by mrperson123 February 14, 2020

Half-a-mara

A half-marathon.

My friend got up at 3:30 so she could run the Princess half-a-mara.

by pmd February 23, 2020

Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020

Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.

A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.

by Alibali September 4, 2013

half-a-dyke

A bi woman who leans more towards women than men

She's been with 1 guy and 4 girls - she's half-a-dyke.

by lilabit July 11, 2011

half-rats

Partially intoxicated
1800s slang re-popularized by Gen Z

When you show up to the club and you're taking some shots, but you're already half-rats

by RGSJ June 6, 2023