The one bro in a group of bros who decides to stay sober and collect stories from the night, he/she is a good story teller with a good memory and isn't afraid to slightly stretch the truth to make stories more enjoyable. This bro is then entitled to tell said stories to other bros who were not around at the time.
Bro 1: Hey man so what did you guys do at that party last night?
Bro 2: I couldn't tell you man I don't remember a thing!
Bro 1: Oh damn must have been pretty wild then...
Bro 2: For real bro, ask Jason! He's our story bro.
Bro 2: I couldn't tell you man I don't remember a thing!
Bro 1: Oh damn must have been pretty wild then...
Bro 2: For real bro, ask Jason! He's our story bro.
by Inkpw2 December 26, 2011
Get the Story bro mug.The bro version of a police officer. Only "bro" cops can receive the name "Bro Po".
It is more commonly used on the east coast for New York/New Jersey cops.
It is more commonly used on the east coast for New York/New Jersey cops.
Boy 1: Yo dude! I got pulled over today for speeding.
Boy 2: Did you get a ticket?
Boy 1: Nahh. The cop was a Bro Po. Mad chill brahh.
Boy 2: Did you get a ticket?
Boy 1: Nahh. The cop was a Bro Po. Mad chill brahh.
by BroPoLover March 11, 2011
Get the Bro Po mug.1. You don’t want to marry bro kimbo!
2. dont be like bro (kimbo), make your own money.
3. bro kimbo supremacy
2. dont be like bro (kimbo), make your own money.
3. bro kimbo supremacy
by tortilla simp April 21, 2021
Get the bro kimbo mug.1. asking desperately for something but trying not to sound too desperate.
2. used sarcastically to mimic whiny complainers asking for something they do not deserve.
2. used sarcastically to mimic whiny complainers asking for something they do not deserve.
1. "Just five more minutes to write my test, blz bro."
2. "C'mon it's just a prank, I should be forgiven."
"bLz BrO, iT's JuSt a PrAnK bRo."
2. "C'mon it's just a prank, I should be forgiven."
"bLz BrO, iT's JuSt a PrAnK bRo."
by atunnelwith3cars August 1, 2021
Get the blz bro mug.Noun: Someone who's incredibly ridiculous actions lead you to say, "Dang Bro!"
Adj: Something that is "legit" or awesome in a bad ass and shockingly offensive sort of way.
Adj: Something that is "legit" or awesome in a bad ass and shockingly offensive sort of way.
Noun- Mike is such a Dang Bro... I can't believe he shit in that trash can at Taco Bell.
Adj: That was quite the Dang Bro maneuver Adam just posted. (After he just passed 5 cars on the shoulder illegally.)
Adj: That was quite the Dang Bro maneuver Adam just posted. (After he just passed 5 cars on the shoulder illegally.)
by Crazycam31 March 11, 2009
Get the Dang Bro mug.A Bro-ner is when you get an involuntary erection from doing something testosterone fueled and hella not gay with the bros. Popping a Bro-ner around bros is quite acceptable, and they will probably call you a "stud" and ask if you want to hit the gym or chug a fifth of Jaeger.
"Me and the bros were watching 300/ latest UFC fight last night and it was so sick, I totally got a Bro-ner."
"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"
"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"
"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
by KidIcarusss October 2, 2009
Get the Bro-ner mug.A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's. The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the Pussification of America haven't been followed properly and for some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
Bro Code
#1: Bro's before Ho's.
#2: Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK
#1: Bro's before Ho's.
#2: Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK
by diggdugg4 April 30, 2008
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