Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022

Baby Bottle Pop

Baby Bottle Pop is when you have sex with a female every night and ejaculate inside of her so that the new babies cancel out the babies from the night before.

I accidentally forgot to pull out yesterday, so now I have to use the Baby Bottle Pop method.

by Mario616 February 20, 2021

pop bottle glasses

A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.

Dirty Dave is completely blind without his pop bottle glasses on.

by JoeyBomm March 7, 2021

Shakin’ the soda bottle

a handjob.

Guy: hey mommy, when you gonna start shakin’ the soda bottle?😏😩
Girl: um…what?
Guy: yes. ;))

by RobertaJames2826 September 17, 2021

sink cleaner bottle

The funni apple juice that is contained in a bottle

that mom and dad say it's too delicious to drink so they hide it under the sink to have it all for them self

Dad and mom in an argument

Dad: you can't spend 100 dollars on makeup

Mom: and you can't spend 200 dollars pc parts

Little timmy: mommy, dad, i drank the funni juice

from under he sink, can you get me more?

Mom: omg he drank from the sink cleaner bottle!

Dad: get him to the er now!

Little timmy: dies

by 6 nipples man March 3, 2022

Water Bottle Cock

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle

"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"

by BulletProofBoyScouts June 1, 2021

Water Bottle Ring

When someone gives you the ring of a water bottle,you have to marry them.

Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-

by Ezla July 2, 2021