Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.
Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.
by luck_20 January 2, 2024
Get the Blanket Misanthrope mug.Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..
by Randino69 April 26, 2023
Get the Picnic blanket mug.When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023
Get the Grandma's Blanket mug.Jim couldn’t afford heating so he’s had a tramp’s blanket to keep him warm.
Shall we leave the heating off and just have a tramp’s blanket tonight instead?
Shall we leave the heating off and just have a tramp’s blanket tonight instead?
by geogeogeogeo4 December 5, 2023
Get the tramp’s blanket mug.Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
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