Spitty Samuel

A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions

Hey bro, I just got done getting a Spitty Samuel, kinda sticky after.

by Christopher Rizzington October 6, 2025

samuel

1. something stupid.

2. faggy turk

ts so samuel bruh.

You're being such a samuel rn. Don't get banned for no reason.

by itsnotfake October 12, 2025

Samuel Carvalho

Sucks at Rainbow Six Siege (and everything else)
No life chud
Posts himself way too much
Military School boy

Samuel Carvalho, you're a bum, kill yourself.

by Nick Rubino December 20, 2025

Samuel

Samuel is a small lineman

Samuel is bad at football

by Igg gf dd November 22, 2021

Samuel

Really good looking,have a big pp,
A the girls wants his nuts,one of the biggest pp i have seen

Lets go to my place and ill give you my big samuel

by Zanmiela November 22, 2021

Samuel

Samuel the kind of guy to write his own UD. Large testicles. 1 up on u clowns.

OH SHIT, LARGE NUTS SAMUEL HERE WRITIN HIS OWN BOOK AGAIN. BEST SELLER NO DOUBT.

by geekfacekillah November 23, 2021

Samuel El Salmon

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.

Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!

by Zlla January 27, 2025