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Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018
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Waikiki Wipe

A turd taken in Hawaii after a large feed where the turd is so large it rests on the base of the toilet bowl and breaches the water in the toilet bowl
I ate a Quarter Pounder and nuggets last night and had to suffer through a Waikiki Wipe this morning. I am exhausted.
by Unofficial Mayor March 4, 2018
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forced wipe

when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass
Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report

Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
by highyieldjoe February 26, 2017
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ass crap wipe

the ass crap wipe is smelly like uranus. (read sentence out loud!)
by aye boii July 17, 2017
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whisker wipe

When a male wipes a females ass with his whiskers.
"Hey man, did you go down on her?"
"Nah, but I gave her a whisker wipe"
by Shotsofhenney March 15, 2017
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dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016
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eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.
Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.
by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016
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