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earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.
by boardgamebender January 26, 2022
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Woke

A racist movement that celebrates opression and hates white people, and if there is no opression they will do a Jussie Smollet
"white people are evil, but im not racist" (woke person)
by robjov January 26, 2022
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What is today’s meaning of woke
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Conscious (about), sich (etwas) bewußt sein, Wachheit, wach, sind inhaltliche Entsprechungen aus der Schriftsprache je nach Kontext.
I am woke about, there are already other definitions given .

I am woke. (About all around me)
by RZ0024 February 14, 2022
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The people who call a laptop a lappy
Dude that simp always calls laptop a lappy, I don't know I guess he's a woke or something
by chinchu bully October 30, 2021
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Woke Dad

The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.
Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
by Doll.Face September 19, 2021
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Woke

To think and view things in a specific close-minded way, unable to see the truth in things

The exact opposite of what the word itself implies, to be woke means you can't see whats really going on with whatever the situation may be
Billy's on that woke sh#t again he thinks the Amazon Lord of the Rings series will actually be good
by Z_Mane February 17, 2022
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