shrimp cocktail

A slang term indicating that you have high levels of fluorine in your body.

Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!

by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021

shrimping

When your fucking a girl in the ass and ejaculate inside and get a straw and drink it

Hey man you ever been shrimping

by Riporroni May 3, 2021

shrimp

That guy on twitter.com that only occasionally tweets bangers

P: What's 9+10?
S: shrimp

by PimpyMcShrimpy May 12, 2021

Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.

Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.

by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024

Shrimping

Verb
When a digital artist sits down and arches their back over their tablet, resembling an overcooked shrimp. Known to cause back issues. Remind your artist friends the importance of good posture.

Jerry has been shrimping all day trying to finish up his commission queue.

by DracoWhale January 8, 2025

Shrimp Cocktail

The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.

I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025