Republican

A bad person. Generally insecure and toxic towards others to avoid confronting their own short-comings.
Loves "What about"-isms, Quick to violence.

Can be any of the following:
Name-caller; Bully; Homophobe; Misogynist; Racist; Islamaphobe; Gun Advocate; Capitalist; Incel (unless affluent); January 6th Insurrectionist; Ford 150 Owner; "All Lives Matter"

Anyone: Gee, can't wait to enjoy my weekend!
Republican: You know, if it weren't for your 9-5, you wouldn't enjoy the weekend.
Anyone: If it weren't for my 9-5, maybe I could do something with my life instead of work everyday.
Republican: Well, if you don't like working, then stop!
Anyone: Then how will I eat? Or pay my bills?
Republican: Should have figured that out before becoming a free-loader. Maybe your parents can help you with a small loan.

by AverageTom June 22, 2021

Republican

Ha ha democrats point to Iran.

Republican- Point to Iran

Democrat- What's an Iran

by Jiffery July 5, 2021

Republicans

One of the two main political parties of the USA, catering to alt-right policies and beliefs, In other words, retards

The new mayor of town caters to republicans, he’s a fuckin retard and should be shot

by Booty stealer August 8, 2022

Republican

cant drive, pro life, cats, terrible stickers on their car, named cindyann

That republican probably drives a Kia

by Chop cheese August 16, 2022

Republican

A member of the Republican party. A person who values individual liberty and thusly is in favor of smaller government and fewer regulations upon small businesses. Contrary to the belief of Democrats, Republicans do not support "tax cuts for the rich". Rather, they support lower taxes for all. Republicans believe that an unborn person should not be murdered just because he/she is an inconvenience to the mother and father. Republicans are open-minded free-thinking people who wish to create incentives to work, rather than incentives to collect free money while not working. Contrary to the belief of Democrats, Republicans are not racist, sexist, or homophobic. Republicans gladly welcome people of any race, sex, color, sexual orientation, religion, or other identifying factor, into the Republican party.
Fact: Abraham Lincoln, a Republican, abolished slavery in the USA.
Fact: Republicans voted in favor of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 while the Democrats voted against it.

Democrats hate these facts, but they are 100% true and Republicans of today remain anti-slavery and pro civil rights.

Republicans are people that convey their thoughts and ideas with intelligence have no need to resort to insults and name-calling. Republicans are most often very nice people. Try actually talking to one in a civilized manner and you may be pleasantly surprised.

She is a Republican and supports liberty rather than oppression.

by 0pt1mu5 Pr1m3 August 24, 2022

Diet Republican

Someone who is a self-proclaimed "Libertarian" but holds socially conservative views, especially one who is resistant to being labelled "Conservative" or "Republican"

Mark: Ned calls himself a libertarian but he's against gay marriage and legalizing weed.
James: Sounds like he's just a Diet Republican.

by Supercoolsome September 6, 2022

Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.

Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?

by Spifficus October 17, 2022