Relapse Lane

The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.

Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”

Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”

by Nofunwhentherabbithasthegun👈🏼 July 10, 2023

Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023

Gay lane

Gay lane is lane who is gay.

“Hey have you heard of gay lane?”
“Oh yeah! I heard he’s dating (whoever tf lane is dating)”
“ Oh! I didn’t know he was dating (whoever tf lane is dating)”

by Syddaer April 8, 2023

Get in the left lane

If someone asks you to get in the left lane they want to engage in sexual intercourse with you

You should ask that really hot guy if he wants to “get in the left lane”

by loopssjahiiol August 21, 2023

Tar Hill Lane

The left lane of the interstate that is usually occupied by North Carolina drivers in surrounding states.

Look at that North Carolinan in the left lane Jerry. He’s going 5 under and blocking traffic. That’s the tar hill lane.

by Dnurse15 August 25, 2023

OD lane mana

When you feed to enemy team too much until their carry got fat, you gotta ask which lane OD is, to switch the blame so you can save your piece of shit ass

OD lane mana? Asal fat sangat (while dying 17 times)

by Awokawokawok August 26, 2023

Lane Mathmatics

The math behind road lanes. When a lane exits from the main road, the number of remaining lanes must decrease by one. When a track is added via a ramp, the total increases by one again.

Biffa: "Oh this junction is chock-a-block! What it needs is some lane mathmatics!"

by Saturos60 September 2, 2023