Jordan Albanis

A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.

Stop saying "G" you are not Jordan Albanis.

by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020

Michael Jordan

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot

Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again

by edgepotato January 14, 2007

Michael Jordans

Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.

Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.

by Perry April 7, 2004

Jordan Elbridge

Jordan Elbridge is a very small school district in the middle of bumfuck nowhere New York. Jordan Elbridge is mostly known for the only thing being higher than the kids is the std rate, the sports teams sucking more than the girls do, and multiple school shooting threats

“Those 8th graders are doing crack!”
“Yeah they’re probably from Jordan Elbridge”

by mrpoobJE July 11, 2019

jordans mom

Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.

"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"

by the vesh December 29, 2007

Darius Jordan

Kind, handsome, outgoing, loveable, caring person, very popular and loves to party alittle bit. usually gets the best girl in the world and stays with her. shows mad amounts of love to anyone. just dont get on his bad side.

I love Darius Jordan

by gcghkgdcjgh August 2, 2011

chestnut jordans

The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.

"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"

by Smellllllly December 14, 2008