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by scraptrash December 19, 2018
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Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids
That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures
by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018
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Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.
My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.
by person with opinions March 21, 2018
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ur daughter a father

Worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", "ur granny tranny", "ur grandpap a trap", "ur sister a mister", "ur bro a hoe", and "ur son a nun"
Using this insult will cause people to collapse in on themselves and then explode.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny & ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur sister a mister
Person 1: ur bro a hoe
Person 2: ur son a nun
Person 3:*glares at person 1 & 2* ur daughter a father
Both Person 1 & 2 instantly collapse in on themselves and explode. Person 3 is now feared by the world.
by Trontin_ May 15, 2018
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ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018
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father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
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few have these
why do you have no father
by has a father August 12, 2022
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