Farmer

In the US a farmer is generally a white person who tills the land that was stolen from indigenous people at gun point and through various coercive treaties which were never honored by the US Government. Farmers claim to not be racist but will embarrass themselves whenever asked why all local farmers are white.

Farmer “I love this land. My family has farmed here for generations!”

Non-farmer “Bro, you’re farming on Native land.”

by Izumrud September 17, 2021

farmer bread

A human or being that’s from or is a landowning truck driving mullet having country being that is in a suburban neighborhood .

Tanner’s always working on his truck rather than going golfing with us. He’s farmer bread for sure

by weenygenie July 13, 2021

farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock

Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!

by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022

Gay Farmer

A Jolly Rancher

"Hey man you want a Gay Farmer?"
"What?"

by Justin A Fredianelli April 27, 2022

Mr. Farmer

a teacher who doesn’t know how to control any kids. he also has a dumpy that people point out all the time

“Mr. Farmer is the best teacher, mostly because he has a fatty”

by kid u don’t knoe April 30, 2022

Gerbil Farmer

A man or woman that let's gerbils run and play in there asshole and breeds gerbils for a loving.

We always knew that Steveo was a gerbil farmer. He always had gerbils in his pockets.

by Zzz1987 October 24, 2022

Farmer

Farmer
A pier drunk who never changes out their bait, hooks up and constantly looses fish

Hey have you seen big Ross out here ?

Oh you mean that f*****g farmer !

I think he’s at home peening all over his balls

by Aananymousssz October 31, 2022