Drugs

A bad thing that makes whales appear in you kitchen

Person 1: "yo dude im so high rn"
Person 2: "me too dude,what drugs you using?
Person 1: "all of them"
Person 2: "yo ttyl gonna fuck this whale"

by therealppman July 6, 2020

drugs

you're only in trouble if you get caught or if someone snitches.

winners don't get caught doing drugs

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 September 21, 2020

Ma Drugs

A person that has been smoking weed for a long time and is an expert in all things weed related

That guy can fix a joint real good, he's a Ma Drugs

by Uncle Mfana ka Lo October 26, 2020

public drug addict

When someone is very open about their heavy drug use as if it's no big deal. Weed doesn't count since it's a pretty mild drug. We're talking heroin, cocaine, meth, ect. They'll post about it on twitter and facebook to act cool. When in reality, they look like attention whores.

FB status: Just got released from the hospital from doing too much coke!! No more drugs for a little while.

Me: Yup, public drug addict.

FB status 2: Im gonna get fucked up on speed this weekend, hell yeah.

Me: Seriously?! Not another public drug addict. *unfriends*

by Someone with a high IQ February 22, 2012

drug induced baby

This is when people on drugs get together and are so wasted they don't know their own name let alone the person they are having sex with at the moment. Nine months later they are scanning the town with paternity test. After the hunt they find the name of the guy so they can complete the name on the birth certificate. They also get a chance to introduce themself and the baby to the guy, Finally.

Did you know that's her third drug induced baby? They've got to get a rehab for that.

by legitimate life August 16, 2011

Drug rape

To force your friends into participate in taking drugs even though that is not what you want.

Stacey :Hey Naomi wanna do loons?
Naomi: no man I don’t feel like it I don’t wanna do it

Stacey: aaaaah just stop being boring I’m going to force it in your mouth
Naomi: nah that’s drug rape man

by Youngnlit January 17, 2023

Drug Fairy

Someone who gives drugs away.

Hey, I am not a drug dealer, I don't profit! I'm just a drug fairy.

by DayNuhSaurus January 27, 2023