It's that Sean bastard

Phrase used in Scotland, typically around the southern Edinburgh area and Midloathians.
It is a gesture of appreciation and recognition from everyone who uses it, showing their love for Sean, and of course sausages.

Tom: Look, It's that Sean Bastard! What he done now? (Heavy Craiglang accent)
Sean: Yeah I'm havin a pint, walking ma dug
Tom: It's been nice seeing you, Gracias
Sean: Prego
Tom: That's italian Sean.
Sean: Yeah yeah I knew, I speak Italian
Mark: Yeah yeah lived there twenty years actually.

by GoetheNorris April 28, 2020

Hun Bastard

A German. Or an enemy NPC who pisses you off in a video game's single player campaign (usually WWII focused-started with Call of Duty games.)

(Playing Call of Duty: Big Red One) Damn! That Hun Bastard just pissed me off! Why is he so hard to defeat randomly!
Or (Playing AC 3) Damn that hun bastard (British) officer with his sword, he pushed me off my horse!

by johnstockton89 June 10, 2020

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"

by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020

Film bastard

Someone who actively ruins the experience of watching a movie, usually by talking throughout it or outright spoiling everything.

"Hey, you know that guy is actually the villain."
"God, you are such a film bastard!"

by sinnamon64 May 28, 2022

Pigeony Bastard

A pigeon that lives in an abandoned building and claims it as their home, This gives them a large sense of importance and they will do whatever to protect their adopted kingdom of shite. Abandoned explorers are often attacked, divebombed , shit on and cooed at by these winged psychopaths!

Watch out Andy that pigeony bastard has its evil eye on you!

by Fatima Butcrack March 31, 2022

Robbing Bastards

A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power

Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"

Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"

by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022