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african wild life

This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)
Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure
by Tinmanhaspenis March 21, 2017
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West African Burner

Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.

You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.
I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.
by DSoPaB April 6, 2017
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african bungalo

Get a group of African tribesmen get together and have a merry Ole time. :)
Me and the gals are going to have an African bungalo tonight.
by Bunk buddies October 8, 2017
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African Tourettes

That one black kid who won’t stop trapping out, throwing gang signs, and making bird noises in the halls.
“Sorry teacher, I would’ve gotten here sooner if Jamal didn’t have African Tourettes.”
by William Payton Gutierrez October 19, 2017
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african creamsicle

When u take a burnt hotdog, nut on it and poke your babbys momma in the eye.
My dad gave my mom an african creamsicle and ruined thanksgiving dinner with the inlaws
by Magg_ly May 22, 2017
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african fag

Adrian fag is when you put a african man in the toilet while fingering his asshole while eating greek yoghurt
Oh Jonny what an african fag we did today
by Assbuttinnigger June 3, 2017
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African-Erect

An erection whichgoes more than 180° and therefore bulges into the groin.
"Luke, that blond chick made me go African-Erect. It feels so good..."
by BigDickGiles [TeamElliot] June 18, 2017
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