by i4ba6g4rigt January 23, 2025
Get the James Stephen Donaldson mug.When a girl is giving a blowjob and her neck gets tired, so she rests it on her shoulder and continues slobbing that knob.
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by The blumpqueen January 31, 2025
Get the Stephen "Hauk"ing mug.A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.
I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.
by poppinsdaughter February 6, 2025
Get the Stephen mug.by YarrJeg-O March 21, 2025
Get the Stephen Janssen mug.Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him
Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021
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