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Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012
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HOV Positive

Being able to use an HOV lane legally due to lesser restrictions placed during certain hours. Usually used in the context of using the lane right before the stronger restrictions come into effect.

For example, if an HOV lane is HOV-2 from 4-6PM and open to all traffic at all other times, leaving work no later than 3:30PM with a single occupant in your vehicle would be termed "HOV Positive"
"Can we leave class early today, we want to be HOV Positive."
by DJHCS November 5, 2012
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tumblr position

A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."
by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013
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Positivity Vacuum

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.
by unlcemalcy November 18, 2018
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Positives

Her ass has herpes, I bet she on Meet Positives tryn to get more herpes.
by Myshitiches July 25, 2017
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Positive singles

Someone who is tested positive for an STD and is single
Positive singles and dates by going to meetpositives.com
by Meet positives February 20, 2019
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The angler position

A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.
I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to do the angler position again after last night
by Bob McVagene March 8, 2019
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