Butterfly Flex

A soft, whimsical, psychologically crushing flex performed by a kept woman with a healthcare job who technically works very hard but is also extremely, unmistakably comfortable.

This flex happens when adult money meets middle-school energy.

Typical scenario: she shows up to her nursing job in a luxury SUV that doubles as a mobile spa, clocks out for lunch, and cocoons herself inside wearing a wildly unnecessary $300 coat “because hospitals are cold.” Lunch is eaten in silence. Massage seats on. Heat perfect. World muted. Meanwhile, coworkers are fighting over the microwave and a sad yogurt.

What elevates it to a butterfly flex:
• Luxury used purely for comfort, not status
• Zero bragging, zero posting, zero explanation
• A visible bratty, 12-year-old attitude about it (“I’m comfy 😌”)
• Facial expressions so smug and content they might as well have subtitles
• Complains about work while being massaged by a $90k chair

The power of the butterfly flex is that it’s not aggressive. It’s not loud. It’s adorable, unserious, and devastating. The energy is less “boss babe” and more “preteen who just discovered heated seats and is never shutting up about it—internally.

She’s a nurse, wrapped in a $300 coat, eating lunch in her Lincoln Navigator with the massage seats on, making little faces like ‘this is nice’ without saying a word. That’s not showing off—that’s a butterfly flex.”

by CRM-114 December 30, 2025

9/11 Flex

Boasting about your physical or emotional proximity to the September 11th terrorist attacks.

Did you hear what David did at Jared's wedding last weekend? Jared's cousins were talking about how they used to go to Pulse nightclub all the time and David 9/11 flexed on them by working in that he was looking out the window at school when he saw the plane hit the First Tower.

by ShaolinPeesh January 5, 2026

9/11 Flex

Boasting about your physical or emotional proximity to the September 11th terrorist attacks.

Did you hear what David did at Jared's wedding last weekend? Jared's cousins were talking about how they used to go to Pulse nightclub all the time and David 9/11 flexed on them by working in that he was looking out the window at school when he saw the plane hit the First Tower.

by ShaolinPeesh January 5, 2026

Unlimited flex works

An attack which involves a set-up period where KJ performs a dance, followed up by a punch that creates giant cracks in the air.

KJ: "because with this IT'S OVER...KJ'S 20 SERIES...UNLIMITED FLEX WORKS"

by LegokoaSpongebob March 12, 2025

Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.

Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"

by von groovy June 23, 2024

Race Flexing

Using your race or ethnicity to try and appear superior to someone else of a different race even though you personally did not create the accomplishments or do not posses the abilities to do so.

Jonbob was race flexing when he mentioned that white people had better artwork, leaving the assumption that he could create better art, even though he is not an artist.

Shofia was race flexing when she boasted about her cultural food being better than white or black people's, although she cannot cook herself.

by Afenop June 23, 2024

Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.

Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.

by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025