by anonymous February 6, 2022
Get the Murderation mug.In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts
Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
Get the Premasturbated murder mug.Person 1: Dude i fucking hate my mom i should murder her
Person 2: Go to jail pls get away from me go away omg stop get away im scared why are u breaking into my house pls dont hurt me
Person 2: Go to jail pls get away from me go away omg stop get away im scared why are u breaking into my house pls dont hurt me
by I wanna commit arson April 1, 2022
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Get the Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) mug.Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me
by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020
Get the Cookie Murdering bitch mug.A: Did you hear that Greg got arrested?
B: I’m not surprised, I knew him in high school and he was such a murder boy
B: I’m not surprised, I knew him in high school and he was such a murder boy
by nowherenohownobody December 21, 2020
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