Matthew

Matthew is that one guy in Comhairle that just screams babe at random moments and gives the best hugs

Yep that's Matthew

by Anybodywannadance777 October 18, 2019

Matthew

The Smartass In Your Class. Always Beating You To Your Crush Then Fucking Her

Jeff: Yo Have You Heard Matthew Stole Another Girl And Fucked Her
Guy: That Was My Girl
Jeff: My Bad

by Subscribe To PewDiePie November 15, 2018

Matthew

Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.

Oh he's a Matthew

by rello123321 December 4, 2018

Matthew

That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.

Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?

by SadietheKat August 10, 2017

Matthew

Matthew is the most loving and carring person ever he will be the best boyfirend /bestfriend matthew us one youll hardly get at times

My friend matthew is so complicateing but i love him

by Lyssa gilding December 26, 2018

Matthew White

Some one who is astonishley handsome, has the gift of an abundance of body hair, as well as a body of a god. Eyes are so mezmorizing, and a smile that would charm a rattlesnake. If their middle name is Ronald they are especially unique and holy. Most are immortal. If you have a Matthew White in your life, don't take it for granted.

Dayyum, is that a Matthew White? Imma being gettin with that later.

OMG it is Matthew White out here! It's like 104 degrees.

by tbagsit November 25, 2013

Matthew Hall

L.A.D

How do you spell Matthew Hall?

L.A.D

by Wapxoxo July 12, 2011